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anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

You’re never around when I need you to be, it’s gotten so bad lately that I don’t even know if I want you in my life.. You are the worst friend..

"The sea is the cruelest lover."

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avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

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roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

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bitchville:

A Modern Kitchen Fitted With A Functional Aquarium

The large aquarium is topped with an L-shaped slab of Corian that effortlessly lifts up at the press of a button, giving you access to the top of the tank. And while the piece may look minimal, the Ocean Kitchen comes complete with hidden storage that helps keep your space organized. Each aquarium is limited edition and customized based on where it’s installed. For fans of tropical fish, this could be the perfect addition to your home.

Ocean Kitchen by http://www.kolenik.com/

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Carolyn Hall, 17 Thoughts for Single Women From A Divorcee (via silhouettesofspilledink)

Tru

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Best advice ever.

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will never not reblog

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I’d say if you’re over 30 you still shouldn’t settle. “Eh, they’re not that bad,” should never be good enough.

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If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle.
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